I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Update bonanza! Happy holidays you bastards!

Phil — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:14:15 +0000

Sorry for the lack of updates, I’ve been busy!

First things last….i know in the summer time i complained about how hot it was in my warehouse. Well now it’s December and it’s fricken freezing! I can’t win.

I did another fast photoshop job using the poster from the movie Idiocracy. Check it out here.

I’ve been looking for a good hooded sweat shirt since i don’t own one. Saw these around the net.

Everytime i turn on the TV i see the commercial for the new Carl’s Jr charbroiled steak sandwich with a really hot blonde. So i went there for lunch with my friend Gun. It’s pretty good. It’s got onion rings and mayo, but it is lacking cheese.

Cell phone down

Phil — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:09:39 +0000

Yo dudes! My cell phones is down till friday. Friday is payday. Not that i get to see much of it.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Phil — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:08:45 +0000

Go eat some turkey and stuffing. I will be hanging out around the LBC. Most likely going to the sizzler buffet. woohoo!!!

Kitchenware approved by Dexter?

Phil — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:27:05 +0000

Saw these pics around the net.

Random thoughts

Phil — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 23:19:21 +0000

You ever have days where weird thoughts keep showing up in your head? here’s the shit going through my head today. Maybe you can guess where some of them are from.

heather’s gone, she left a note. He is Legend was all she wrote.

Quit playing with your dingy.

No little pill will make any differance.

I knew this was it. This night was the Night. This night felt different. This night it would happen, had to happen. Just as it had happened before. Just as it would happen again, and again.

Guitar hero world tour 2 guitar bundle

Phil — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 23:01:07 +0000

I haven’t seen this in stores or on any other site.

Guitar hero world tour 2 guitar bundle

Not a bad deal!

Zack And Miri Make A Porno, Now playing!

Phil — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:21:35 +0000

Kevin Smith’s lastest movie is out today. No one is going to be watching movies in a theater on halloween night. So if you hate crowds tonights the night…….. Go see it!

Happy Halloween!

Phil — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:08:50 +0000

One of my favorite holidays and i never make any plans till the last minute. This year i have an excuse. I was supposed to be in New York helping a friend move. Turns out she didn’t need me. So what’s going on tonight? Anyone?

Have a good weekend folks!

Bad day?

Phil — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:12:23 +0000

A few people have asked if i had a bad day yesterday because they thought my post was kinda mean. I didn’t think it was mean when i typed it. I thought i was being funny. Whatever!

Morning fun time!!!

Phil — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:10:44 +0000

I take the bus to work in the morning . I got rid of my car to save money since i don’t really need one to get around town down long beach. While i’m on the bus at 7am i notice people do a lot of weird things and i feel like sharing them with you.

First off I’ve noticed that most mexican guys like to drink a tall boy of budweiser on the bus…. Who the fuck drinks budweiser for breakfast?!?! Nasty!!!

Second thing, there needs to be a limit to the number of kids you can bring on the bus. Im thinking two is a good number, not five. Does our government give you money per kid or what? At least keep them on a leash or something.

Third, please for the love of god buy clothes that fit. You can’t look in a mirror before leaving your house looking like jabba the hutt in a tank top and think you look good.

Fourth, You’re cell phone is not a stereo system. Please get some headphones or something.

Disclaimer: I am not making fun of any particular race. I don’t care if you are white, black, red, brown, yellow, or purple. I’m only making fun of stupidity.

Now it you’re a guy who gets on the bus with a budweiser in hand and a wife that looks like jabba the hutt with five kids and a cell phone playing music for everyone to hear, just do us all a favor and kill yourself and take your family with you.