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This is a quest in WoW?

Phil — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 08:29:15 +0000

Yup thats me taking a dump for a quest in WoW.

Inside my Team Fortress 2 back pack.

Phil — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:47:48 +0000

Thought i would share with you the contents of my Team Fortress 2 back pack. If you click here you can see what ive collected since the patch that started all this craziness was released. Hope the trading patch comes out soon!

Fast & furious again?

Phil — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 01:06:02 +0000

Why should I or anyone else go see this movie? Not only does it have the same title, but it looks like the same movie. No thanks! At least get creative and change the title so people would be tricked into seeing it.

Hijacked email recovered!

Phil — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 07:09:32 +0000

Yesterday i somehow got my hotmail account hijacked again. This has happen before and after all the shit i went though last time I thought i did all i could to make sure it didn’t happen again. Guess not! After looking around the net I finally found a way to contact the microsoft live service and gave them a bunch of info to verify i’m really me. Within 24 hours I got my email back and i’ve changed my password.

Update bonanza! Happy holidays you bastards!

Phil — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:14:15 +0000

Sorry for the lack of updates, I’ve been busy!

First things last….i know in the summer time i complained about how hot it was in my warehouse. Well now it’s December and it’s fricken freezing! I can’t win.

I did another fast photoshop job using the poster from the movie Idiocracy. Check it out here.

I’ve been looking for a good hooded sweat shirt since i don’t own one. Saw these around the net.

Everytime i turn on the TV i see the commercial for the new Carl’s Jr charbroiled steak sandwich with a really hot blonde. So i went there for lunch with my friend Gun. It’s pretty good. It’s got onion rings and mayo, but it is lacking cheese.

Apologies to Sammy.

Phil — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:59:20 +0000

If i would have been told that yesterday you were out due to your girlfriend having a baby i wouldn’t have written the post below.

Missing car update

Phil — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:15:56 +0000

The police actually did something! They found the car! It was towed to a impound yard. Now if the police were smart they would find the address from where the car was towed and get back the rest of her stuff and Angel. But I know that’s asking for too much even though since we talked to the guy we know the car was sitting in front of his house. Oh well.

Thank you microsoft! (sarcasim)

Phil — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:38:32 +0000

Last night i finally got my xbox back after being without it for 2 weeks. I got a letter in the box saying they’ve given me a brand new console. I say “Sweet!”. I start it up and go through the initial setup and after 2 minutes i’m up and running on the 360 dashboard. I message my friend jay to let him know i’m ready to play some Gears of War co-op. I put in the disc and the game starts up. I click on “Host a co-op game” and the console freezes. I restart it and try again. Now it’s freezing up right away. “FUCK!!” I try a different game and it still freezes. I try a DVD it still freezes. I start it up with no disc inside, it works fine. That tells me there is a problem with the laser or something. Looks like i’m send my brand new 360 back to them again. “YAY!” By this time it’s too late to call xbox 360 support and it’s a good thing because i was pretty fucking irritated. I head out for a few beers then come home and pass out. Now it’s saturday morning and i just got off the phone with india. Here we go again! I better get something more than another free 30 days of xbox live!

Return of the Cockatoo?

Phil — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:39:36 +0000

There is a very good chance this might end today (fingers crossed). Yesterday i decided to text the phone that was in the car when it was taken to see if i would get a response. In the text i said “all we care about is the parrot. We will pay a reward, please return!” My sort of girlfriend also tried to call the phone the same day. It seems the fuck faces gave the phone to someone else. I’m not sure exactly how this happend, either the guy with the stolen phone called her back or he picked up when she tried calling again. The guy (or kid) who has the phone says he can get the parrot back from the fuck faces and have it for her today. If this is true i’ll be pretty fucking amazed! I’m trying to stay posivtive about the whole thing.

Stolen car (and parrot) day 2

Phil — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:56:22 +0000

Still nothing to report. My sort of girlfriend has spent her day putting up flyers around the neighborhood about her lost parrot, then going to the dmv for a new license. All she really cares about is getting Angel back and i don’t blame her. “Think positive” is what i’ve been telling her.