Sorry for the lack of updates, I’ve been busy!
First things last….i know in the summer time i complained about how hot it was in my warehouse. Well now it’s December and it’s fricken freezing! I can’t win.
I did another fast photoshop job using the poster from the movie Idiocracy. Check it out here.
I’ve been looking for a good hooded sweat shirt since i don’t own one. Saw these around the net.
Everytime i turn on the TV i see the commercial for the new Carl’s Jr charbroiled steak sandwich with a really hot blonde. So i went there for lunch with my friend Gun. It’s pretty good. It’s got onion rings and mayo, but it is lacking cheese.
If i would have been told that yesterday you were out due to your girlfriend having a baby i wouldn’t have written the post below.
The police actually did something! They found the car! It was towed to a impound yard. Now if the police were smart they would find the address from where the car was towed and get back the rest of her stuff and Angel. But I know that’s asking for too much even though since we talked to the guy we know the car was sitting in front of his house. Oh well.
Last night i finally got my xbox back after being without it for 2 weeks. I got a letter in the box saying they’ve given me a brand new console. I say “Sweet!”. I start it up and go through the initial setup and after 2 minutes i’m up and running on the 360 dashboard. I message my friend jay to let him know i’m ready to play some Gears of War co-op. I put in the disc and the game starts up. I click on “Host a co-op game” and the console freezes. I restart it and try again. Now it’s freezing up right away. “FUCK!!” I try a different game and it still freezes. I try a DVD it still freezes. I start it up with no disc inside, it works fine. That tells me there is a problem with the laser or something. Looks like i’m send my brand new 360 back to them again. “YAY!” By this time it’s too late to call xbox 360 support and it’s a good thing because i was pretty fucking irritated. I head out for a few beers then come home and pass out. Now it’s saturday morning and i just got off the phone with india. Here we go again! I better get something more than another free 30 days of xbox live!
There is a very good chance this might end today (fingers crossed). Yesterday i decided to text the phone that was in the car when it was taken to see if i would get a response. In the text i said “all we care about is the parrot. We will pay a reward, please return!” My sort of girlfriend also tried to call the phone the same day. It seems the fuck faces gave the phone to someone else. I’m not sure exactly how this happend, either the guy with the stolen phone called her back or he picked up when she tried calling again. The guy (or kid) who has the phone says he can get the parrot back from the fuck faces and have it for her today. If this is true i’ll be pretty fucking amazed! I’m trying to stay posivtive about the whole thing.
Still nothing to report. My sort of girlfriend has spent her day putting up flyers around the neighborhood about her lost parrot, then going to the dmv for a new license. All she really cares about is getting Angel back and i don’t blame her. “Think positive” is what i’ve been telling her.
I just got off the phone with my sort of girlfriend (don’t ask, long story). It seems some stupid fuck face or fuck faces have stolen her car while she was out talking pictures of properties for a real estate company which is one of her jobs. What makes this so fucked up is that she lives out of her car and she also had her parrot with her. Like most people with pets you think of them as one of your children when you’ve had them for so long. Needless to say she was really upset. She also lost her purse, cell phone, clothes, ATM card, cash, GPS, and most likely even her shoes.
She called the police and they are looking for the car. I can only imagine how bad this could turn out. Her parrot named Angel, a Goffin’s cockatoo, was one of a kind. He was more like a kitten, loved attention and would even cuddle up with you at night. I never really liked birds till I me him. I really hope she gets him back. I’ll keep you updated when I learn more.
…..because it really sucks and breeds retardation. That is all on the subject for now.
I go to subway for lunch and order a sandwich. It’s called the chicken bacon cheddar bbq. The name tells the person making the sandwich pretty much all he needs to know up until the lettuce and other sandwich toppings go on. After I tell the person what type of bread I want he asked me “what type of cheese do you want?”. I look at him for a second and say “it’s a chicken bacon CHEDDAR bbq sandwich right?. I want CHEDDAR cheese if possible!”. Then he says “do you want bbq sauce?” I say “yes that would be great since it is a chicken bacon cheddar BBQ sandwich”. Of course the next question I get is “do you want this toasted?”. ok now since the cheddar cheese they use is the shredded kind and its over chicken that’s not really hot enough to melt cheese, you would think it would be nice to have the cheese melted in a toaster oven. Hmm…..I dont know, maybe I’m just cranky because it 100 degrees in my warehouse today and I hate it or maybe the worlds slowly getting dumber.
Since I had an hour to waste during my lunch time I decided to stroll into walmart against my better judgment. I sometimes like to check out the cheap movie bins for some good deals. I rarely find anything worth grabbing and as per usual I ended up leaving empty handed again. As I walk out the front door I witnessed idiocracy in action. I hear a car hit another car. It seems an Asian lady rear ended an African American lady. So here’s where the ignorance comes into play. The lady, whose car was just hit, exploded out of the driver’s seat and started yelling “YOU JUST HIT ME!! YOU JUST IT ME!!” over and over…..and over again. From what I saw it was merely a little tap and no damage. There was no need for all this yelling. People going in out of walmart started to take notice of the situation. A few of them got really into it and took the side of the lady who was hit. They started yelling comments like “GET THAT BITCH!” and a few racial comments toward the Asian lady I won’t share here. It became a very racial thing very quickly with all the other African American women swarming around the scene yelling obscenities along with the woman who got hit. I start to walk away since I can’t stand drama and I needed to get back to work. I get about 5 yards away when I hear screeching tires. I turned and looked in the direction of the sound. Of course it came from the same area I just left from. I watch the African American lady put her car in reverse and smash the front of the Asian ladies car. It was a pretty big smash and very unnecessary. I was a little surprised she felt the need to do that. I guess with the crowd of her peers surrounding her, egging her on, She felt it was a good idea.
