I’m not even supposed to be here today!

I take the bus to work in the morning . I got rid of my car to save money since i don’t really need one to get around town down long beach. While i’m on the bus at 7am i notice people do a lot of weird things and i feel like sharing them with you.

First off I’ve noticed that most mexican guys like to drink a tall boy of budweiser on the bus…. Who the fuck drinks budweiser for breakfast?!?! Nasty!!!

Second thing, there needs to be a limit to the number of kids you can bring on the bus. Im thinking two is a good number, not five. Does our government give you money per kid or what? At least keep them on a leash or something.

Third, please for the love of god buy clothes that fit. You can’t look in a mirror before leaving your house looking like jabba the hutt in a tank top and think you look good.

Fourth, You’re cell phone is not a stereo system. Please get some headphones or something.

Disclaimer: I am not making fun of any particular race. I don’t care if you are white, black, red, brown, yellow, or purple. I’m only making fun of stupidity.

Now it you’re a guy who gets on the bus with a budweiser in hand and a wife that looks like jabba the hutt with five kids and a cell phone playing music for everyone to hear, just do us all a favor and kill yourself and take your family with you.