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I just got off the phone with my sort of girlfriend (don’t ask, long story). It seems some stupid fuck face or fuck faces have stolen her car while she was out talking pictures of properties for a real estate company which is one of her jobs. What makes this so fucked up is that she lives out of her car and she also had her parrot with her. Like most people with pets you think of them as one of your children when you’ve had them for so long. Needless to say she was really upset. She also lost her purse, cell phone, clothes, ATM card, cash, GPS, and most likely even her shoes.

She called the police and they are looking for the car. I can only imagine how bad this could turn out. Her parrot named Angel, a Goffin’s cockatoo, was one of a kind. He was more like a kitten, loved attention and would even cuddle up with you at night. I never really liked birds till I me him. I really hope she gets him back. I’ll keep you updated when I learn more.