I just got off the phone with my sort of girlfriend (don’t ask, long story). It seems some stupid fuck face or fuck faces have stolen her car while she was out talking pictures of properties for a real estate company which is one of her jobs. What makes this so fucked up is that she lives out of her car and she also had her parrot with her. Like most people with pets you think of them as one of your children when you’ve had them for so long. Needless to say she was really upset. She also lost her purse, cell phone, clothes, ATM card, cash, GPS, and most likely even her shoes.
She called the police and they are looking for the car. I can only imagine how bad this could turn out. Her parrot named Angel, a Goffin’s cockatoo, was one of a kind. He was more like a kitten, loved attention and would even cuddle up with you at night. I never really liked birds till I me him. I really hope she gets him back. I’ll keep you updated when I learn more.
Back in the early 90’s I was into rock and punk music just like I am today. In 94 I joined the Marines and after bootcamp I went on to my MOS training in North Carolina. There were no mp3 players back then and I couldn’t bring my whole CD collection in my bags so i only could bring a few. Of the few CDs i did choose to take were the two offspring albums shown above. I really dug them and I still do. That’s why when i saw they were releasing remastered copies of the albums I had to run out and buy them.
I go to subway for lunch and order a sandwich. It’s called the chicken bacon cheddar bbq. The name tells the person making the sandwich pretty much all he needs to know up until the lettuce and other sandwich toppings go on. After I tell the person what type of bread I want he asked me “what type of cheese do you want?”. I look at him for a second and say “it’s a chicken bacon CHEDDAR bbq sandwich right?. I want CHEDDAR cheese if possible!”. Then he says “do you want bbq sauce?” I say “yes that would be great since it is a chicken bacon cheddar BBQ sandwich”. Of course the next question I get is “do you want this toasted?”. ok now since the cheddar cheese they use is the shredded kind and its over chicken that’s not really hot enough to melt cheese, you would think it would be nice to have the cheese melted in a toaster oven. Hmm…..I dont know, maybe I’m just cranky because it 100 degrees in my warehouse today and I hate it or maybe the worlds slowly getting dumber.
I saw this while surfing around the net trying to keep myself entertained. Thought it would be pretty cool to own this watch till I saw the price. I can’t see myself paying $82 for something so basic. When this watch drops about $70 let me know.
I manage a warehouse in Gardena where it gets pretty hot in the summer. Today it felt about 90 degrees! Last summer we installed 3 exhaust fans in the roof but they didn’t make any difference at all. A few months ago (while it was still cool out) I researched huge warehouse fans online and gave the list of the biggest and cheapest to my boss since he told me it would be ok to purchase some…… still hasn’t happened. So I run around and sweat my ass off at work all day…………… SWEET!!
This short made last year became an inspiration for the a full length movie (coming soon) which will be starring Seth and Jay. Pretty funny stuff if you’re fans of Seth Rogan movies
I did this one a few years ago. It was around halloween and Shaun of the Dead was just released on DVD. That’s my friend Pat (left) and his brother Kyle (right) along with me (center). I photoshopped our faces over the stars of the movie. Here is how the original looked.
Since I had an hour to waste during my lunch time I decided to stroll into walmart against my better judgment. I sometimes like to check out the cheap movie bins for some good deals. I rarely find anything worth grabbing and as per usual I ended up leaving empty handed again. As I walk out the front door I witnessed idiocracy in action. I hear a car hit another car. It seems an Asian lady rear ended an African American lady. So here’s where the ignorance comes into play. The lady, whose car was just hit, exploded out of the driver’s seat and started yelling “YOU JUST HIT ME!! YOU JUST IT ME!!” over and over…..and over again. From what I saw it was merely a little tap and no damage. There was no need for all this yelling. People going in out of walmart started to take notice of the situation. A few of them got really into it and took the side of the lady who was hit. They started yelling comments like “GET THAT BITCH!” and a few racial comments toward the Asian lady I won’t share here. It became a very racial thing very quickly with all the other African American women swarming around the scene yelling obscenities along with the woman who got hit. I start to walk away since I can’t stand drama and I needed to get back to work. I get about 5 yards away when I hear screeching tires. I turned and looked in the direction of the sound. Of course it came from the same area I just left from. I watch the African American lady put her car in reverse and smash the front of the Asian ladies car. It was a pretty big smash and very unnecessary. I was a little surprised she felt the need to do that. I guess with the crowd of her peers surrounding her, egging her on, She felt it was a good idea.
